Going to attempt to make a Supercut of the previous night's ~3hours of audio for your aural pleasure.
Another Session, tonights 'Heroes' :
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Cazlin, Wielder of the Anointed Pickaxe of Iomedae
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Lofe, Provider of Buffs and scratching'
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Ailea, Reluctant caster of Heal and Pew Pew spells.
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Sean, Skeletor impersonator in his spare time
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Largos, Owner of a Snake that Defeated-the-entire-fucking-Dungeon-on-his-own-and-is-really-fucking-strong.
(MVP, the snake, not Largos)Some Stats:Most Kills:
Snehk, Eidolon of Largos.
Most bluff attempts: Lofe, 1st class meanie.
Most bluff attempts fallen for:
Cazlin, 2nd rate intelligencer.
Best theatrical voice: Sean, that-guy-who-fell-in-a-hole-
again.
Some Screen caps of the adventure.
Sent to the Lighthouse by the Guildmaster as an assumed punishment for almost completely blowing off the guild master to "find out whats going on around here" (- Lofe) when he was about to give us a quest. (Lofe is an oaf-ey). We found a spooky portal to an alternate place which was definitely Evil, (good thing Cazlin's detect-Evilometer was pinging all the time).

After finding out that chewed up bones and a spray of gore didn't shower the remaning party, everyone followed the first member brave enough to step through, and also to get Cazlin's pickaxe, which apparently (and this was definitely not due to a botched roll) had simply thrown her pickaxe into the portal.The party found themselves in an dungeon that emanated evil, filled with maniacal talking skulls that had a fetish for licking people, and more scything scythes than you can shake a stick at.
Good thing we had Largos, and his Summonable Dungeon Stomper:
Snehk, who proceeded to trash the entire place like a level 100 Horde raiding Goldshire.
