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Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ January 8th, 2016, 4:52 am ]
Post subject:  Civ Drinking Game Rules

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Civilisation V Drinking Game

The time has come to make a drinking game for our favourite friendship destroyer: Civilisation V!


General:
- Drink if someone says they dont have any military units when they obviously do (stats page)
- Drink if large number of military units are claimed to be "for defensive purposes only".
- Drink if you have three or more of the same luxury resource nearby your capital.
- Take a shot if you complain about a starting location.
- If you are defeated first, finish your drink.
- If you disconnect, drink.
- Drink if the game has to be re-made and restarted due to the turn timer not working.
- Take a shot for every nuke/atomic bomb you fire.
- Drink if you ask someone else where another player is.
- Drink if you can't find another player for ages.
- Drink every time you find a natural wonder.
- Drink if someone says any Civ is 'op'.
- Drink if someone has to be snap chatted to join the game.
- If Roglar is in the game Drink until your sorrows have been drowned.
- Drink if your last city was taken but you have a final settler
- Take a shot if you settle another city after all your cities have been taken


Barbarians
- Drink if you complain about Barbarians
- Drink if the phrase " there are so many barbarians near me! " is exclaimed.
- Drink if the phrase " can you help me with that encampment " is mentioned.
- Drink twice if your worker is stolen.
- Take a shot if your settler is stolen.


Roglar
- Drink if Roglar says in a creepy way " Sammy boy ".
- Take a shot if Roglar attacks your first.
- Waterfall until the end of the turn if you have to protect your worker with a scout/warrior/archer to save it from being stolen from Roglar.
- Drink if you ask Roglar how he is getting on and he doesn't say anything.


Gimpy
- Drink if Gimpy takes Desert Folklore as his pantheon.
- Drink if Gimpy says " Owwehh nooowwhh" in a funny manner.
- Drink every time Gimpy complains about people going to war with him.
- Drink if Gimpy complains about Babylon or Korea are banned.
- Drink if Gimpy tries to convince you that Arkelai is the real threat.
- Drink if Gimpy says hysterically " It's Fine! It's Fine."




Ferris
- Ferris takes a shot if he builds the Great Pyramids, everyone else drinks.
- Drink if Ferris complains about warmongering or mentions " just playing the game like a normal person!".
- Take a shot if Ferris takes any other social policy than Liberty first.


Samaia
- Drink if Samaia claims to not understand how the game works.
- Drink if Samaia mentions that he only lost because he "is still learning"
- Take a shot if Samaia's Capital is less than size 5 by turn 60.

Arkelai
- Drink whenever you see that Arkelai has changed a city to "Deez Nuts" or something penis related.
- Drink if Arkelai creates a religion called HIV/AIDS or similar and it spreads to your City.
- Drink if your cities are infected with aforementioned HIV/AIDS religion, Arkelai drinks everytime he gloats about it.
- Drink when Arkelai has to help Samaia deal with perfidy from Gimpy.
- Drink if Arkelai tries to convince you that Gimpy is the real threat.

Nicholas
- Drink if Nicholas reminds everyone that he has never instigated an offensive action against another player.
- Drink if Nicholas doesn't end his turn properly.
- Drink if Nicholas asks that you dont settle too close to his borders.
- Drink if Nicholas stays silent when asked about his current status.
- Drink if Nicholas asks everyone what their gold/science/productions is and doesen't reveal his own.
- Drink if Nicholas says "Let's be friends".
- Drink if Nicholas interrupts Mumble conversation by randomly saying "Hello?" in a questioning voice.
- Drink if Nicholas says "We'll never finish a game".


Atryl
- Atryl takes a drink for every 5 turns he spends at the bottom of the leaderboard on points.
- Drink when Atryl is asked just what exactly he's been doing for the past few turns.
- Waterfall for however long Atryl complains about Barbarians.
- Take a shot if Atryl actually goes to war with someone else.
- Drink if Atryl threatens to flay your skin off for doing something against him.

Author:  Flanders [ January 8th, 2016, 1:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

For someone who doesn't drink you do insist on drinking games a lot

Author:  Liserett [ January 8th, 2016, 2:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

Make your own goddamn subforum already, you got a game coordination thread, a drinking game thread and posts overflowing in the Quotes thread.

Shoo, Shoo!!

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ January 8th, 2016, 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

Off topic is the subforum ;)

Author:  Liserett [ January 8th, 2016, 2:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

Hisssssss

Author:  Liserett [ January 8th, 2016, 3:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

Exactly, my complaining is perfectly off topic. Or something.

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ January 8th, 2016, 5:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

hiss hiss ;)

Author:  Gimpy V [ January 8th, 2016, 6:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

Lol sam you look like you fell asleep half way through writing this. and whats the "owwehhh nowwwhh" thing?

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ January 8th, 2016, 6:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

I cant type it but you say " oh no " in a funny, elongated sort of way sometimes. Usually in minecraft or something.

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ January 8th, 2016, 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Civ Drinking Game Rules

added more, please post some here that need to be added.

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