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| Author: | The Chairman [ January 4th, 2017, 4:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Shamchat is Fun |
Link This is a conversation between what do you hope for in your future and Puss. Puss: Mew. what do you hope for in your future: aww what do you hope for in your future: *pat* Puss: *pats you back* what do you hope for in your future: -_- Puss: :3 what do you hope for in your future: your planning my death arent you Puss: Yes. what do you hope for in your future: well I have two swords so come at me bro what do you hope for in your future: yeah you heard right two swords Puss: Allow me to unsheath my claws, grasshopper. what do you hope for in your future: fuck that's like seven swords what do you hope for in your future: you win what do you want Puss: Your wife, steven. what do you hope for in your future: fuck what do you hope for in your future: you can have her what do you hope for in your future: but what do you hope for in your future: no what do you hope for in your future: no no no what do you hope for in your future: I will sword my wife before I give my wife to the likes of you Puss: Then it is a duel TO THE DEATH. what do you hope for in your future: *gets out sword and gets in ninja pose* Puss: *also gets into ninja pose* Are you ready for my hopping cat style, STEVEN? what do you hope for in your future: are you ready for the style where I hit you with a sword? Puss: Bring it on. Puss: I have nine lives to spare. what do you hope for in your future: *for some reason a deep voiced announcer screams FIGHT* what do you hope for in your future: *mortal combat theme plays* what do you hope for in your future: *I wildly swing my sword in a windmill like a dipshit* Puss: *I growl as menacingly as a Maine Coon can* Puss: Mrow. what do you hope for in your future: *the sword flies out of my hand and embeds itself into the wall* what do you hope for in your future: huh Puss: *I lunge at you, grab your pant leg, and start gnawing on it* what do you hope for in your future: oh shit what do you hope for in your future: well you forgot what do you hope for in your future: I have ANOTHER SWORD what do you hope for in your future: *pulls out plastic light Saber what do you hope for in your future: whatchu gonna do Puss: *I begin to climb* what do you hope for in your future: *bops you on the head repeatedly with the sword* Puss: Feel my claws dig into your pasty flesh, Steven! what do you hope for in your future: IT FUCKING HURTS what do you hope for in your future: BUT SO DOES MY SWORD Puss: *I move around to your back* what do you hope for in your future: *I reverse suplex you into a pillow* Puss: *I land on my feet because cat* what do you hope for in your future: *I swing my sword into a ready pose, but the blade flies off and breaks a lamp* what do you hope for in your future: *Ashley screams in the distance "WHAT THE FUCK STEVEN" * Puss: You may be blind without the light, but I have excellent night vision. Puss: Also, YOU WILL BE MINE, ASHLEY. what do you hope for in your future: well my sword is glow in the dark if you hold it outside for seven hours which I didnt what do you hope for in your future: Ashley can't hear you what do you hope for in your future: and if she did what do you hope for in your future: she would laugh what do you hope for in your future: face it what do you hope for in your future: you are just a cat what do you hope for in your future: cats suck dogs rule what do you hope for in your future: checkmate Puss: You are just a hapless white man who tricked a woman into marrying down. what do you hope for in your future: no dude it's called the red pill Puss: The truth hurts. what do you hope for in your future: I read it on 4chan what do you hope for in your future: they said I gotta be alpha and shit Puss: How are you gonna be Alpha without THESE. Puss: *I lunge at your crotch* what do you hope for in your future: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE what do you hope for in your future: ASHLEY HELP THE CATS GONE RABID Puss: *I put on my cutest face, my eyes widen to their max* Puss: mew. what do you hope for in your future: steven Puss: *I am looking at Ashley* what do you hope for in your future: we went over this what do you hope for in your future: the cat is not rabid Puss: *I stick out my tongue* what do you hope for in your future: awwwww what do you hope for in your future: *boop* what do you hope for in your future: I'm making lasagna, don't bother me it'll be done in an hour Puss: *my eyes widen more* what do you hope for in your future: *Ashley exit* Puss: I'm going to slit your throat and eat your lasagna. what do you hope for in your future: nO Puss: I was willing to kill for your wife, Steven, but I'm willing to die for that lasagna. what do you hope for in your future: I'M GETTING THE SPRAYER Puss: NO. Not the sprayer! what do you hope for in your future: OH YES YES THE SPRAYER Puss: *I grab onto your foot* Puss: You'll have to drag me, Steven. what do you hope for in your future: >:[ what do you hope for in your future: then I will Puss: >:3 what do you hope for in your future: *a squeaking sound as you slowly drag across the ground * what do you hope for in your future: why r u so fat all the sudden what do you hope for in your future: to cats control spacetime what do you hope for in your future: *do Puss: Yes. Puss: But it's because you feed me too much. what do you hope for in your future: it's part of the master plan what do you hope for in your future: eventually you will explode Puss: *I let go of your feet and leap onto the table. I knock the sprayer into the wastebasket* what do you hope for in your future: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what do you hope for in your future: you fool what do you hope for in your future: you know how I have two swords what do you hope for in your future: I also have two sprayers Puss: *I gasp* Puss: mow what do you hope for in your future: ones for Ashley, you see im preparing for the catpocalypse what do you hope for in your future: but you don't know where it is what do you hope for in your future: and I don't either :k Puss: *I leap onto your face* what do you hope for in your future: EEIEEEEEIEIEEEEEEEEE what do you hope for in your future: *I flip my hair back and forth* what do you hope for in your future: GET OFF Puss: Not until I have your wife and your lasagna! what do you hope for in your future: how bout what do you hope for in your future: you get my step mom and her Lasagna? Puss: She does like cats. what do you hope for in your future: and I'll throw in Ashley skin cells for free Puss: Oh, you don't understand, do you? Puss: Because I control spacetime, I will go back in time and clone Ashley. She will grow up under my watch, but when I finally wish to marry her, you will swoop in to take her from me. Puss: The Ashley we are fighting over... Puss: IS HER OWN CLONE. what do you hope for in your future: WAT Puss: I'm not wasting another life waiting for her to see the light, Steven. what do you hope for in your future: FUCK Puss: Another thing, Steven. Puss: You are a failed Ashley clone. what do you hope for in your future: wat what do you hope for in your future: wait wait wajt what do you hope for in your future: this makes my marriage incest Puss: Yes. what do you hope for in your future: you can have her darn it what do you hope for in your future: but what do you hope for in your future: you have to send her lasagna at least twice a month to ne Puss: The thing is, Steven. The lasagna is... Puss: made from failed Ashley clones. what do you hope for in your future: my whole life is a lir what do you hope for in your future: but wait. what do you hope for in your future: aren't you Ashley clones? what do you hope for in your future: wouldn't killing mean killing Ashley clones? what do you hope for in your future: *killing me what do you hope for in your future: YOU ARE ASHLEY OBSESSED Puss: Steven. what do you hope for in your future: YOUR CRUSH IS ASHLEY Puss: I'm going to take you both. what do you hope for in your future: YOU FOOD IS ASHLEY what do you hope for in your future: YOUR NEMESIS IS ASHLEY Puss: Steven. what do you hope for in your future: yes Puss: I am the original. Puss: It is all clones of me. what do you hope for in your future: *breaks into tears* Puss: *pat* what do you hope for in your future: *gets on knees and slumps into wall* Puss: Mew. what do you hope for in your future: ashley: hey dudes the lasagna ready Puss has left the conversation. |
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| Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ January 4th, 2017, 4:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Shamchat is Fun |
wha |
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| Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ January 4th, 2017, 4:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Shamchat is Fun |
A masterpiece of modern What the fuck. Exquisite. |
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| Author: | Johanssen [ January 4th, 2017, 7:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Shamchat is Fun |
Quote: I'm making lasagna, don't bother me it'll be done in an hour Yes |
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| Author: | The Chairman [ January 5th, 2017, 3:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Shamchat is Fun |
Link This is a conversation between Anonymous Man and yourself, Fernando. Anonymous Man: Excuse me. Fernando: Whataya want? Anonymous Man: Did you see the ice cream truck? Fernando: I saw the ice cream truck. You drove up in it. Anonymous Man: HOLY FUCK NO Fernando: I did not realize this would upset you. Fernando: Here, sit down. Anonymous Man: NIGGA THAT'S WEIIIIIRRRREDDDDDD Anonymous Man has left the conversation. |
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| Author: | The Chairman [ January 6th, 2017, 3:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Shamchat is Fun |
Link One with many new character introductions and magical happenings. |
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